Tuesday 28 June 2016

Kim Jong-un splashes out £14 MILLION on luxury cars while North Korea starves

Kim with a car
 Kim Jong-un seems to have a taste for the finer things in life, being addicted to the finest cheese and wine, having a taste for German fish and beer, and hosting sex parties for him and his favourite military leaders.As Kim lives the high life and his weight balloons, North Korea appears to be on the brink of collapse.


But that has not stopped him blowing £14 million on cars for himself and his friends, while most people in the secretive nation cannot even afford food, let alone a car.

This latest insult comes as Kim hosted a MasterChef-style tournament despite his starving people. Only the despot and his political elite would be able afford the motors.

Kim has a taste for flash Mercedes limousines, often been seen cruising to meet his impoverished people in an all black armoured model worth £1.2 million.

Also on the despot's import bill is £6 million on bicycles, £4 million on motorbikes and £9 million on buses – all being shipped in from China while the nation faces harsh sanctions from the the West.

Earlier this year he also splashed out £1.5 million on sexy underwear for his secret harem, and £2 million on a secret gym to beat the bulge.Last week, Kim Jong-un claimed North Korea’s missiles can now reach US territory as he planned to unleash a new Pearl Harbour.

He also smashed a model village in a tantrum because it reminded him of an uncle he executed.

Despite claims earlier this month Kim may have died – possibly succumbing to his £28 million fag addiction – the dictator seems to be very much alive and continuing to taunt the world.

1 comment:

vall said...

Communists must walk, never use a car. Buy an item for $ 10.00 and sell it for $ 9.00 as profits is against their principles..cannot live in a house by themselves but with other families and friends all together (do not believe in personal property) and so on...
Very limited brain or very limited understanding of the article author !

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