Amber Amber-Somewhere Out There, a Camel is Limping

Because of its missing toe, get it? A camel is limping because the camel is missing a toe. Because toes are important for walking
and Amber Rose's latest selfie reveals that she has a toe of a camel in her undies. It's camel toe time, y'all. Get psyched.

OK, so sure, Amber Rose might pad her ass every once in a while. The possibility of that is a knife that cuts so deep, but we'd still let Amber heal us, if you know what we mean. Because even if part of her ass is exaggerated, and even if she's letting that camel toe get its moment in the sun, she's still super, super hot. And for that, we can forgive a lot of things.

Thank you for this, Amber, and for all that you do. And thank your body, too, for absolutely refusing to quit.fishwrapper