Thursday, 26 November 2015

Lorde have Mercy!!!! and it's Fake!

At this point, we should all know that a new clip from "Botched" will bring us cringes and sadness, but this one, guys, is on another level. The woman in this video, Penny, came on the show to get
plastic surgery to reduce the scarring she got from her first plastic surgery, the one where she got those absolutely enormous breast implants (spoiler alert: she doesn't get the surgery because she'd have to reduce the size of the implants to repair the scarring). But for once, we're not here to talk boobs, because Penny also happens to be way into waist training.

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In the video, she says that she began wearing corsets after she put one on to take some sexy photos for her husband while he was deployed, but "it felt so comforting, and I just kind of didn't take it off." Later in the episode she said that she wears her corset 23 hours a day and that her waist measurement is now 23 inches -- that's pretty tiny anyway, but when you consider Penny's build it's actually kind of insane. She also lost 60 pounds in four months because the corset has an effect that's "somewhat like a gastric bypass in that it reduces the size of your stomach."

Oh, and the bit in the video where Penny says that shrinking her waist down to 23 inches is totally fine because organs are meant to be squished? Yeah, no. One of the "Botched" doctors said that "she could suffer some of the complications, like displacement of the organs into your lungs."

Now go, and prepare yourself for the nightmares you will have tonight.fishwrapper


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