It would take
something truly monumental for Jimmy Fallon to snatch attention away
from Stephen Colbert's Late Show debut on Tuesday.
But
the desperate funnyman's prayers were surely answered when Jessica
Simpson dramatically announced she likes to jet ski while wearing
stilettos on The Tonight Show on Tuesday.
The
blonde dropped her bombshell as she talked about how she is so obsessed
with her appearance that she never takes off her high-heeled shoes.
Heel-y interesting: Jessica Simpson revealed she even wears stilettos while jet skiing on The Tonight Show on Tuesday
'I never take off a heel,' Jessica admitted, insisting: 'I get more grip with 'em!'
Jessica,
who turned her love of fashion into a multi-million dollar business
empire, had the host in stitches as she made her important declaration
in front of millions of viewers.
She
even provided evidence, a family photo of her clearly showing her
wearing high heels along with a bikini and life-jacket while jet skiing
with husband Eric Johnson.
Forensic evidence: She even brought a photograph to prove she was telling the truth
Jimmy's secret weapon: Fallon will be
hoping she can pull in enough fans to score reasonable ratings on new
rival Stephen Colbert's debut
Not slowing her down: She still seems to have managed to go at quite a pace on her mean machine
The
star, looking stunning in black trousers and a lacy black blouse, then
admitted that daughter Maxwell is taking after her with her love of
fashion - including heels.
Bragging
that the youngster is 'so fearless' and already taking riding lessons,
Jessica seemed far more interested in just how well dressed her daughter
was in yet another family photo she held up.
'I
mean, doesn't it look like a Ralph Lauren ad?' she bragged of the
photo, quickly clarify it and saying: 'I should say a Jessica Simpson
Collection ad!'
She then sounded even prouder as she added: 'She's wearing her first heels, which is very impressive. She's like, 'Like Mama!'.'
So much fawn: Jimmy effortlessly won over his guest with his polished sycophantic interview style
Grand entrance: Jessica looked fantastic in this tight-fitting black number as she sauntered on stage
In need of a friend: On such an important evening Jimmy was surely pleased to have such a charming guest
But
she insisted that does not extend to riding, telling Fallon: 'I won't
get on a horse - it's like a huge fear. I'm from Texas, everyone thinks I
ride a horse - but I don't.'
Jessica boasted of how her daughter is 'completely fearless' and 'just wants to go faster and faster and faster' on horseback.
But
the actress, who previously faced a backlash after posting photographs
of her husband flinging their daughter scarily high into the air,
appears to have been willing to overlook potential safety concerns here,
too.
After bragging of the riding lessons, she cringed as she admitted: 'I don't even know if that's legal for a three year old.'
Maxwell in the house: Jessica came to Jimmy's aid by ponying up some family photos
Taking him for a ride: Jimmy did not seem convinced the pictures would win him the evening's ratings war
Making a splash: The cute factor of Jessica's family photos will surely win her some new fans
Jessica admitted that falling pregnant to son Ace, two, so 'quick and sudden' after Maxwell's birth was 'very shocking'.
And
when Jimmy, himself a parent of two young children, asked what he has
to look forward to, she told him: 'Pooping in the grass and not a
diaper. Just popping a squat.'
'Me or the baby,' Fallon quipped, cracking up his guest as he added: 'I don't drink anymore - that's the old me.'
Recalling
that her very first time in New York was aged 13 when she sang
religious songs on the subway with her dad, who was also her church
youth minister, she laughed: 'We were full on passing out tracts, just
saving the world - saving the world in our fluorescent shirts.'
Bombshell: The blonde was winning over the audience with her dramatic revelations
Time to go: Jessica seemed pleased that her interview had finally come to an end
After
Jimmy held up photographs of billboards now covering Times Square to
promote her fashion line, she added: 'And now we're saving people's
lives through fashion!'
But
the actress, who said her 'big vision right now is to start opening
stores all around the world', stressed: 'Just being here in New York and
having the billboards in Times Square - it's the most humbling
experience of my life, I just feel so blessed.'source:Uk dailymail.
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